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Journal Entry: Thu Jan 19, 2012, 3:52 PM


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About the artist... an evil artist?

Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

The rest, of course, can be read in my autobiography: The Only Way Down is Up.

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Hello,
Please, Come Inside...
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"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

Woody Allen

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"Works of art are all that survive of incredibly gifted people."

Peter C. Wilson quotes

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A picture is worth a thousand words.

Napoleon Bonaparte

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An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one.

Charles Horton Cooley

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"Our battle, our struggle, is to create art; our weapon is the moving picture. Because we have the moving picture our paintings will grow and recede, our poetry will be shadows that lengthen and conceal, our light will play across living faces that laugh and agonize, our music will linger and finally overwhelm because it will have a context as certain as the grave. We are scientists engaged in the creation of memory. But our memory will neither blur nor fade."

-Shadow of the Vampire (film)
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Finished files are the result
of years of scientific study
combined with the experience
of years...

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  • Listening to: Hate Me - Blue October
  • Reading: Ketchup bottles
  • Watching: the grass grow
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: in the scenery
Skin by Thewinator (modified by krasblak)
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6vivi6ana6 Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Where is your autobiography?
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:iconkrasblak:
lol, in my head :D
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6vivi6ana6 Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That blows cause I'd read it like I read my novels. And I love my novels.
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